May 2013
sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:
davedirk:
davedirk:
lauraforgood:
m33wlin:
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a...
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
ahemily:
ahemily:
guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)
edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg
HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD
if-it-fits-it-ships:
benefrickcumberbatch:
soglideaway:
perksofbeingajediknight:
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
None
DUDE
THATS LOW
just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine
history nerds are the best.
jebiwonkenobi:
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
pizza:
rockandkrull:
pizza:
i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it
actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse
i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty...
slloths:
*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*
inlovewithitalianfood:
you know when you see a picture on your dash and it hasn’t loaded yet but from reading the description/comments you can almost tell what it is and you want to reblog it but it isn’t loading so eventually you just get fed up and reblog it anyway even though it’s still just a white square and you just have to hope it’s not something terrible
it’s like the tumblr version of...
dialupmodem:
quick have sex with me i’ll explain later
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
14th2:
aiclan:
afrogay:
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
fandomsandfeminism:
sebuttstian:
storieswithinastory:
If you’re “mature” enough to have sex, you’re mature enough to deliver the baby you’ll possibly create, abortion isn’t an option.
if you’re “mature” enough to own a gun, you’re mature enough to die from being fucking shot. medical care isn’t an option.
If you’re “mature” enough to eat, you’re mature enough to get food poisoning. Going...
jesuschristvevo:
can i set up an arranged marriage for myself
restyourbones-beforeyoufallapart:
people complaining about doing 4 a-level subjects
try doing 7/8 at the same level over here
ok
